Note: This is written in gnomish but has an orc inflection. No typos, just a weird inflection. This will probably filter out over time.
This ere a curious group of folks. Dey all too broke to rob but despite dat dey kinda interestin. We'll see where it goes. They mostly short, which is curious, but maybe we get along? Don't know yet. Got to wanderin round on dis mission for some rich burrow-crat an' it better pay out cus it feels like a ripoff already. 10 gold for a pony?! I'm in the wrong business. Ah well, live and learn. Ain't that right Celestian? Keep us safe on our travels mate.
While searching for some dwarf corpse, we stumbled on some kinda ruin. Had some gobby's near it.. I was told. But o-ur-all I tink dis might make a good warren some day... if I cared about that kinda stuff. Be a solid thieves den. Might need a bit more research doh because WHERE DAT SNAKE COME FROM?! I'm ok with little spiders. I'm ok with a few scaly guys with tridents. I'm NOT ok with it being some kinda sex den for big momma snakes. It keeps the gobby's away sure, but what if Daddy comes home? What if another snake moves in while you sleeping one night? Maybe later. It's still not a bad spot, needs some work though. I'll be lookin' into dat later.
So we's 'sposed to be findin this hidden place and retrieven some crown of some kind. Only one person knows where the hell we're goin' and if we're not careful he'll just leave us behind. Gotta be on your toes round that one. Got distracted, lost place. Crown. Yeah, so we needs to find a crown in some ruin that's human? Elf? Sounded elf. Dunno. Anyway burrow-crat needs it, we gets it. Really curious about the location, I likes hidden things. Secrets and baubles galore! Need to make sure to stay calm tho. Cool and calm. Let's see first if dese others enjoy the light of the sun or find joy in the shadows of night...